I've heard of pedantic, but this reaches a new level..

Is this a sign for the Borrowers?

'Keep off the grass', or should it read; 'Keep off the weeds'? This nit-picking sign has to be one of Britain's most pointless signs of all time. 


This sign was erected by Merton Council in a street in Raynes Park, south London. All I can assume from this shameful waste of metal is that under the few weeds and amongst the soil must be a thriving community of Borrowers. Either that, or this tiny patch is a scrap of grass from the hallowed old Wembley Stadium? 


Too small to picnic on, too small to have a kick about on, this sign is evidently not for humans.